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Loving Husband
A guy was invited to some old friends’ home for dinner. His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc. He was impressed since the couple had been married …
RETIREE’S LAST TRIP TO WALLMART
Yesterday I was at my local WallMart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a …
The Bet
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The …
Magic Sandals
A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place l ooking at thegoods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, ‘You …
Aces – three jokes
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is feeling. “I’m O. K. but I didn’t like the four letter-words the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say,” asked …
A SENIOR’S DRIVER’S LICENSE
A man was sitting on a lawn sunning and reading, when he was startled by a fairly late model car crashing through a hedge and coming to rest on his lawn. He helped the elderly driver out and sat …
City aims to tackle poverty
Bringing together levels of government to coordinate plan Published May 31, 2012 by Suzy Thompson in News Calgary took its first steps to permanently reduce the rate of poverty in the city with the May 28 launch of …
Calgary Poverty Reduction Initiative
Calgary Poverty Reduction Initiative leadership announced Stewardship Committee will create the plan to fight poverty Calgary, AB – January 11, 2012: Today, Mayor Naheed Nenshi and United Way are announcing the full membership of the Stewardship Committee for the Calgary …
