Senior Jokes

An old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. When she appeared before the judge, the judge asked what she had taken. The lady replied, “A can of peaches.” The judge then asked why she had done it. …

Dental Jokes

Dental One-liners

Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?… A month later he was picking his teeth Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer. What does the dentist of the year get?…A …

I could use a little money

Dear Father, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply �an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, …

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD AND DON’T MOVE FAST ANYMORE

George Phillips , an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back …

Family Wedding

During my brother’s wedding, my mother managed to keep from crying—until she glanced at my grandparents. My grandmother had reached over to my grandfather’s wheelchair and gently touched his hand. That was all it took to start my mother’s tears …

Route 22

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns …

Waiting for Spring

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“Seniors say it all”

Who says senior citizens don’t wear stylish clothes. Hah!!  During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, “How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” “Well,” he said, “we …

GUYS MEET AT THE OCEAN VIEW RESTAURANT

A group  of 15-year old guys discussed where they  should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at the  Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View restaurant because they  only had $6.00 between them and Jannie Johnson, that …